The Undoing of Daniel Bryan

bryan2015There's been a lot of talk about Daniel Bryan leading up to Wrestlemania season because there is always a lot of talk about Daniel Bryan leading up to Wrestlemania season. I'm firmly in the camp of Daniel Bryan should've won the Royal Rumble and wrestled at Wrestlemania. No qualifiers, no "because Roman isn't ready", nothing. Daniel Bryan should be in the main event of Wrestlemania because he is Stone Cold and Stone Cold would be in the main event of Wrestlemania. That's where I stand.

A lot of people want WWE to finish the Daniel Bryan story. To let him have his title reign, to let him be defeated for the title and to have his moment in the sun. This makes sense and the fact that WWE refuses to acknowledge that option is troubling. What really worries me though is that not only is WWE doing that, but they are also actively trying to undo everything they did at Wrestlemania 30 with Daniel Bryan and drag him down.

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Chikara’s Missed Opportunity

Chikara took over twitter on Monday to hold the Clash of the Immortals draft. The Clash of the Immortals is the season long event with the following rules:

The rules state that the teams are going to be taking part in a round robin tournament that begins at "Out on a Limb" on March 7th.

Each team must face every other team twice. The captains must agree on a type of match: singles, tag, trios or atomicos. But, they must have a different type of match the second time - so if Team A faces Team Z in a singles match - the second match in their competition must be one of the others, it cannot be a singles match.

Every time a team wins, they get 1 point. Lose a match, no points.


Every member of the winning team, beyond bragging rights, gets what Quackenbush is calling "A Golden Opportunity" - For example, you want a Grand Championship Match but don't have 3 points (CHIKARA Championship Matches are Awarded on a points system requiring you to have won three matches in a row) - cash in your Golden Opportunity and you you get your match.

This seems cool. This has potential. I am interested in seeing this play out.


The draft gave the tournament an added wrinkle that excited me. As a fan of fantasy sports, the draft concept felt like something that could be really cool and make for some great storytelling opportunities in the upcoming season. It reminded me of Chikarametrics and the strange bedfellows that came with it. In my opinion, Chikara is at it's best when characters are forced outside of their comfort zone.

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The WWE Sadness Rankings

roman-reigns-the-rockIt's been a tough week for fans of WWE as the Royal Rumble managed to let down pretty much everyone's expectations (and that's putting it nicely). It wasn't just the fans of Daniel Bryan that were hurt, but the fans of quality wrestling. The Royal Rumble was a misstep in so many ways that you can't help but to feel sorry for the people who competed in it. So, let's exchange our anger for empathy and figure out who we should feel the most sorry for coming out of Sunday.  Read more

The WWE Bible

We live in the golden age of episodic television. From Breaking Bad to Arrested Development to Mad Men and everything else in between, people love episodic television. They love long form stories told over years and have no problem following storyline threads that are being followed up from seasons past. With shows of this nature there is usually a "show bible" which can be described as this:

...updated as a series progresses, and are expanded with information on the characters after the information has been established on screen, and often go into extensive detail about the character's histories. The Frasier show bible, for example, was "scrupulously maintained", and anything established on air — "the name of Frasier's mother, Niles' favorite professor, Martin's favorite bar...even a list of Maris' [dozens of] food allergies" — was reflected in the bible. The bible then serves as a resource for writers to keep everything with the series consistent.

They can also contain the "rules" of the universe. For instance on a sci-fi show like Battlestar Galactica the capabilities and limits of technology used on the show are documented.

These are invaluable to showrunners because they allow the universes they create to seem real. Nothing takes a viewer out of reality like a lack of continuity and viewers are trained (from watching shows religiously) to look for these things. There are often people on staff at TV shows to keep track of these things because they believe that continuity matters.

And yet WWE, who like to brag about having the longest and one of the longest running episodic television series, doesn't do this. In fact, they often willfully ignore their own history in order to tell whatever story they want to tell. Big Show getting fired storyline? Sure, we'll just ignore that ironclad contract storyline from a year ago. Even when they do acknowledge it, they don't treat it with respect. Remember this, very real, conversation from WWE just a few weeks ago:

Edge: Hey, remember when I tried to kill you all those times?
Edge: Hey, remember how I hated you and beat up your dad?
Edge: You are my worst enemy. I made my entire career off of hating you.
Cena: I respect what you did. Let's be BFFs forever now.
Edge: k

The message is simple: history doesn't matter.  Read more

Protect Your Stars (Not Just Roman and Seth)

I consider the 1993-95 period of WWF to be my pro-wrestling formative years. These were flawed years, but they were the ones I fell in love with so I always hold a certain reverence for the era. At the same time I realize that the product that they presented in 1995 has little to resemblance to the stuff that I watch today. Still, that doesn't mean there aren't lessons to be learned from that era. To succeed in the future we must learn from our past.

My favorite wrestler in this era was Razor Ramon. Why? He wasn't a main event guy, after Royal Rumble 1993 he never had another World title match, and it didn't matter. He was cool, had charisma and had a cool finisher. He also NEVER lost. According to ProFightDB in 1994 he only had four losses, total, and three singles losses. Those losses were to Owen Hart (King of the Ring finals, after Razor had already won two matches), Diesel (title change) and Shawn Michaels (due to Diesel's interference). That's it. He won the majority of his matches despite not being in the main event of the show and his losses mattered. How did he do it?

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A Tale of Two Daniel Bryans

Daniel-Bryan-returns-to-RAWThe reason I keep watching WWE despite being continually letdown by the quality of the shows and the storytelling is simple: I love wrestling and I love the characters. Despite the poor storytelling, the characters still connect. It's why Dolph Ziggler can be a joke for months and then suddenly become friends with John Cena, defeat the Authority single-handedly and have it all seem completely plausible. It's why Ryback can be a joke, get injured, come back as his early career character and have everyone accept it without asking "Where's Axel?" The characters connect.

A favorite line of talking heads in WWE is that the best characters are the ones who take their real personalities and turn them up to 11. Steve Austin is a tough Texan who likes drinking beer so he turned it up to 11 and became a star, The Rock is a charismatic movie star so he turned it up to 11 and he became a star, Kane is a real life demon so he turned it up to 11 and so on. This is something that WWE trumpets over and over as what it takes to make a real superstar. So, why do they actively try to stop people from being themselves? Read more

The John Cena Division

cenadivisionIt's hard to argue against John Cena. He sells the most merchandise, he gets the biggest reactions and he just seems like the biggest star on every show that he's on. Some of this is a self-fulfilling prophecy on the part of WWE, but a lot of it is earned and deserved. Like it or not, he's the biggest star there is right now.

The problem with John Cena comes when he gets involved with, basically, anyone else who might have a future. The Nexus, Dolph Ziggler, Alberto Del Rio, Bray Wyatt, Seth Rollins and many more have been hot then feuded with Cena and lost some of their muster. Some of them got shuffled back down the card, some persevered and some disappeared. The list of people who have benefited from feuding with John Cena in the last few years is CM Punk and... that's about it.

I don't blame John Cena for this, he could probably do a little better, but it's not his fault. It's the fault of WWE's storytelling and their need to insert him into stories with people who need anyone but him. Guys get to a certain level and it is decided that it is time for them to feud with Cena which means that it is time for them to lose to Cena. There is value in losing to Cena, but (much like I touched on yesterday) it loses value when you've seen it before. It loses value when it happens on six out of seven matches that are all televised. You know how Cena vs. Rollins ends because you saw Cena vs. Wyatt and Cena vs. Ziggler and Cena vs. ALL. LOLCENAWINS and all that.

So, how do we fix it? How do we let John Cena do John Cena things and make a ton of money off of him while still giving Rollins, Ambrose, Ziggler, Wyatt and everybody else a chance to make it?  Read more

WWE Creative Week: What A Difference 15 Years Doesn’t Make

bigshow2000I decided to watch Royal Rumble 2000 on the Network and then I realized holy shit, this was 15 years ago. I am an old man filled with regret. 2000 WWE was definitely a high point in the company's history. It's post-Vince Russo and while there is still a lot of dumb "Attitude" stuff, it's less two-minute matches and more pro-wrestling as a soap opera for men. It was that "bunch of guys fighting for for their spots" time that Triple H loves to talk about and a time when everyone on the roster not only had a character, but had a story to go along with it. It was a good time.

It was also a great time for business. WWE was so big that they opened a football league. The Rock hosted Saturday Night Live, the first time that a wrestler hosted SNL in 15 years which was one of the last times WWE was that big. The difference between 1985 and 2000 WWE is borderline unrecognizable. Despite their previous success, a big part of 2000's success was destroying the past. In 2000 fifteen years ago was a long, long time. In 2015? Not so much.

Let's take a look at what a difference 15 years makes. Read more

WWE Creative Week


I love wrestling and, for better or worse, my favorite form of professional wrestling is WWE. I hate the commentary, I hate their short term memory, I hate the lack of importance put on titles, I hate the sexism, I hate the racism, I hate the announcing and I hate a ton more stuff that WWE does, but at the end of the day it is still the best. They have the best wrestlers, they have the best characters and they have the ability to put on a big event and deliver a big moment like no one else. I wish there was a better alternative, but just like there won't ever be a new NFL there will probably never be another WWE. We're stuck with it.

I don't watch wrestling as much as I used to lately because it isn't really fun to watch sometimes, but I am always thinking about it. I am always analyzing it and trying to figure out how it can become something that I do want to watch. In another life I dreamed of being a WWE writer and I always try to think of it on those terms. Not how I would do things, but how you could make things work within the framework of WWE. How you could make things work in the mind of Vince McMahon. Trying to do this is hard and shows why the turnover is high at that job and why that dream job was in another life, but it's what I do. What can I say, I'm a master of procrastination and spending my time doing things that don't matter.

Anyway, this week I'm going to take these thoughts to the blog. I am not here to complain about what I don't like about WWE, but instead try to fix it. I'm here to offer my solutions to the problems that face this company in a way that someone within that company should probably do. That's my goal at least.

These are just my opinions on things that I think could be done to make a better product. You may agree and you may disagree. These are just the opinions of a life long fan that are meant to start a conversation. Ideally, a conversation that takes place in the offices of WWE.

So, enjoy. Ole Wrestling's Creative Week starts now.

ugh… Survivor Series

Survivor-SeriesOn Saturday morning I'm getting in the car and driving to St. Louis. I'm going to Survivor Series and I want it to be good. My definition of good isn't BROCK vs. BRYAN vs. ROMAN REIGNS vs. CENA in a Luchas de Apuestas with a Royal Rumble, cibernetico and Rollins vs. Ambrose TLC match on the undercard. I just want a fun show. A few good matches, some guys I want to see and no insulting of my intelligence. I'm easy. I love wrestlers and wrestling so I don't need this to be the biggest show ever. It's Survivor Series, it's basically a synonym for a fun throwaway show. That's all I'm looking for.

WWE storytelling apparently had other ideas. They took my fun throwaway show and turned it into this one big match with super serious, Universe altering stipulations. If Team Cena wins, the Authority is fired If Team Authority wins, all of Team Cena is fired. Cool, I guess.

Actually, it would be cool if it made any damn sense. Read more

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