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Imagine if one day, out of the blue, The Road Dogg just stopped doing his schtick on the way to the ring. Or Tatanka decided to stop painting his face like a Native American. Or if Razor Ramon stopped slicking his hair back. That would be weird, right? It doesn't seem like Vince would even allow it, does it? Yet somehow, on a smaller scale, it is exactly what is happening with Zack Ryder right now.

ryder-hairWith the exception of CM Punk, who seems to cut his hair whenever and however he feels like, the appearance of WWE superstars has always remained stagnant. Edge had wore a trench coat and pants and had long hair in his first match and he had long hair, a trenchcoat and pants in his last match. Unless a wrestler makes a drastic gimmick change, his hair and his look always remain the same. The color or design on the tights might change, but never the look. The look always remains the same. Once John Cena put on the jorts he never took them off and the only thing that has ever changed was the color. This is done for marketing reasons, for brand identity and probably some other reasons that I am not privy to, but this is the way that the WWE does things and the way that they always have. IRS has been wearing the shirt and suspenders for like 30 years. It seems to have worked out pretty well for them, but what happens when someone decides not to play along anymore? Read More →

punktaker2Wrestlemania is this Sunday and while I have been less than enamored with the build for the big show, I am very excited for the show itself. Sure, there is too much Triple H, there are like six matches I'd like to see The Rock and Cena in besides their rematch, Jack Swagger is a big part of the show and the US champion is nowhere to be found, but this is Wrestlemania we're talking about. Even the worst shows are worth watching and talking about (with the possible exception of Wrestlemania IX.)

In order to get ourselves excited for the pay-per-view we're going to count down the matches in order of least excited to most excited. Get excited. Read More →

The long rumored CM Punk-Undertaker Wrestlemania match is in jeopardy and according to rumourz there isn't really a backup plan for CM Punk. Which seems weird, but also unsurprising. However, this shouldn't be seen as a bad thing. Throughout wrestling history some of the most fun match-ups and storylines have come because of an unplanned injury or absence.cm punk undertaker (Think Wrestlemania 23 going from Cena-HHH 2 to Cena-Michaels, ECW whenever someone left or TLC '12 for a more recent example.) Barring an Austin match that will never ever happen on a pay-per-view that also involves The Rock, this could be a great opportunity for them to rework the card for the better. I think Punk should be in a high profile match at Wrestlemania because a.) he deserves it for carrying the company for the past year, b.) the show needs someone besides Cena who will be there in May in an important match and c.) I like Punk very much. But if not the Undertaker who could he wrestle that would feel important? Read More →

If you are a fan of wrestling, you probably complain about WWE creative. It's natural and it's easy and it's mostly deserved with things like John Cena dumping crap on AJ and Dolph Zigggler happening all the time. Complaining about WWE creative comes as naturally to fans as cheering for Daniel Bryan or having a man crush on Ricardo Rodriguez. I have friends who used to watch WWE religiously that have since quit watching because of the state of WWE creative. dolphzcrapThey don't understand how I can still watch a show that isn't very good most of the time. There have been times when I've skipped the show for weeks at a time or simply turned off Raw for the night, but I don't think I could ever quit watching Raw. Just like I never quit watching Weeds after Nancy burned down the house, LOST in the later seasons or How I Met Your Mother after it pulls the Ted/Robin card for the 800th time. I like the characters on the show, I like the idea of the show and I've come this far so I don't know how to quit now and maybe it'll get better.

The question of how to get better is a topic of much discussion among fans and those in the wrestling business. The square of the blame falls on the shoulders of the writers who, according to internet lore, are mostly "failed soap opera writers with no sense of the wrestling business." While I'm sure that this can often be the case, I have my doubts.

For one, a failed soap opera would be someone who used to work on a soap opera. Anyone with a basic understanding of screenwriting knows that screenwriting jobs, even soap opera writing jobs, are extremely hard to come by and it is a highly competitive industry. You need to have some basic understanding of storytelling (and if you ever look at WWE's creative writer job postings, they do ask you to have a BA or BS in film, drama or related studies) and you need to be creative. Second, while we'd all love for WWE to be written like Mad Men or Breaking Bad that is not going to happen or maybe even what should happen. A soap opera is the closest equivalent to what WWE does creatively, both in writing turnaround and in their episodic nature, so if anything soap opera experience should be considered a positive. Look again at the job listing at WWE's site and you'll see them also asking for "three to five years experience" in TV. Truly "failed" writers don't make it three to five years. They make it one season and then they are done, the word gets out on them and they can't get another job. Finally, if you ever listened to Dave Lagana's old Formerly Creative podcast you would have heard that guys who don't get wrestling, don't last and that guys who actually like wrestling last a little longer. So this whole idea that the state of WWE creative is due to crappy soap opera writers seems like crap to me. I am not saying they are all great writers with great ideas that don't get through, but I do think they are more than a white board with "John Cena" written on one side and "poop" written on the other.

So what is the problem? To me, it is the show runners. A show like Buffy the Vampire Slayer had good writers, but what made it great was Joss Whedon as the show runner guiding the writers to his vision. The last two seasons of the show arguably had the most talented staff of writers, but some of its worst storytelling. Why? Whedon wasn't around that much and Marti Noxon running things just wasn't the same. The writers on LOST got better as the years went on, but the show didn't. Was it the writers fault? Or does that fall into the hands of Cuse and Lindleof? The quality level of The Office based on who the show runner is another great example. (Greg Daniels is great. Toby is terrible.) Sons of Anarchy is what it is for better or worse because of Kurt Sutter, not because of some writer. Same with Graham Yost at Justified and Mike Schur at Parks and Rec. On and on it goes and WWE or TNA should be no different.

For whatever reason, Vince McMahon only really seems to care between Royal Rumble and Wrestlemania. He doesn't care for continuity because some study showed that new fans show up every couple of months and "who cares if Sheamus and Cena are supposed to hate each other? They are both good guys now." His heir apparent Triple H isn't much better. He likes his stories to be about THIS BUSINESS and that worked shoot stuff that was only cool when I was 15. They like their good guys to be childish dicks and their bad guys to be hate YOU PEOPLE even though they are right all the time. They have little to no interest in long term storytelling. There are exceptions to these rules, but for the most part these are their ways and they are set in them. They do some things very well (setting up big matches) and some things very bad (building likable good guys, comedy), but you can't ever say you are honestly surprised by what happens on the show.

(TNA faces similar issues with the Hogan/Bischoff brain trust being obsessed with "that's a shoot, brotha" interviews and swervez.)

Good, creative things still get through, but the good things never become truly great things because of these show runners and their bad habits. (See: Punk, post-pipebomb or AJ's love life for examples.) For things to ever become great on a national level again we need some better direction. It's hard to say that Vince McMahon needs to delegate more because we know he never will or that we need Stephanie and Triple H to take charge more because that doesn't sound that appealing either, but what the storytelling needs now more than ever is a clear direction. A white board in the back that lists every pay-per-view from now until Wrestlemania 30 with a clear goal of what that show's main event is going to be and how they will get there. Things may change along the way, but you'll never get from Point A to Point B unless you know what Point B is.

I don't think Raw can ever be as creatively satisfying as Breaking Bad, but I do believe it could take me on a journey. I do believe they could build characters who interact with each other in logical ways and have conflicts based on who they are. I think wrestling can reward you for continuing to watch it and understanding it's rich history. I think it can be better than it is and all it takes is a little more direction. WWE has all the money in the world and as far as wrestling goes they have the very best of everything you could possibly imagine. From live events to wrestlers to production to video games to marketing, WWE is the best. So why can't it be the best at storytelling too?

It should probably come as no surprise that El Generico is my current favorite wrestler. His face is plastered all over this place and the name itself is inspired by him.To me, he is the best. Just the absolute best. We should be best friends. My girlfriend picked up on my feeling and offered to take a picture of me with him when we went to Chikara earlier this month. Honestly? I could not have been more excited and this is now my facebook profile pic for the rest of my life.

I'll be 31 next month.

El Generico is really great in the ring. I don't want to get into a whole best in the world thing because I'm not qualified for it, but suffice to say he is up there with the CM Punks and Daniel Bryans of the world. He tells great stories in the ring and I've never seen him have a bad match. His match with The Shard at the aforementioned Chikara show stole the show. Generico had the crowd eating out of his hand and it was the best (and most dangerous) I've seen The Shard look. (Generico did the same thing for the 1-2-3 Kid a year ago and now he's getting a shot at the Campeonatos de Parejas. This is not a coincidence.) He has the coolest movez with the Brainbustahhhhhhhhhh probably being one of the more original and absolutely devastating looking finishers in wrestling today. And for someone who speaks broken English as a second language, Generico has some really entertaining promos. Any way you measure it El Generico is great at wrestling, but none of these things I mentioned is why El Generico is numero uno lucha libre. Read More →

Sometimes you just want to talk wrestling, you know? I emailed my buddy Tom Holzerman of the Wrestling Blog for a talk about Survivor Series then and now, roster sizes, NXT and CM Punk. It was a good time, you should read it.


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The wrestling that I remember most from my youth is when I was eleven and twelve years old. I'm talking old school WWF new generation. That period when Tatanka was undefeated, the Undertaker was a good guy feuding with Yokozuna and I had a styrofoam urn to support him, Randy Savage was an announcer, the Hart brothers were exploding, the 1-2-3 Kid was becoming a thing and Razor Ramon was the coolest man on Earth. (Don't judge me.) I still look back on this time as my absolute favorite time to be a wrestling fan and I suspect that it was Mike Quackenbush's favorite too based on the last two King of Trios. I think the time period from Survivor Series 1993 to Survivor Series 1994 was one of the best booked periods in WWE history that sadly ended at an MSG show after Survivor Series 1994. (Thanks a lot, Diesel.)

The Survivor Series matches during this time period meant something. Or at least Todd Pettengill's Survivor Series reports made me think they did.


WWF Survivor Series 1994 Report by TSteck160

The Hart Family vs. The King's Knights had been building since King of the Ring, the Foreign Fanatics vs. The All-Americans was a battle for our country's future (with just a dash of McMahon jingoism), even Doink's matches at these shows were well built and felt somewhat important. I think I always liked the Survivor Series style matches because of the way they can showcase wrestlers in a unique way much like the Royal Rumble. The opening match of the 1994 Survivor Series did just as much to make Diesel into a star as his showing in the 1994 Royal Rumble did. Survivor Series 1993 is probably the highlight of the 1-2-3 Kid's career and probably his longest match as well. 26 minutes! That's how you showcase your undercard guys. Heck, Survivor Series 2009 is the highlight of Kofi Kingston's career and probably always will be. I don't want to ever see the Survivor Series matches go away like Vince said they would back in 2010 (remember?) because they can do so much for young guys by just letting them do what they are paid to do and, honestly, undercard guys are my favorite to watch anyway. Always have been, always will be.

I know that you share my reverence for these matches so I don't have to sell you on them. Do you have any favorite matches or moments from Survivor Series? My favorite is either Diesel's absolute destruction at the 1994 event or the 1-2-3 Kid and Marty Jannetty's foreshadowing of King of Trios 2012 in 1993. I love a good underdog story. While we're here, do you think we can ever return to the days where these matches are allowed to do what they were originally intended to do?

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As Jason at Wrestlespecitve would say, fantasy booking is for dorks. It doesn't matter how smart you think you are (and I consider myself to be very smart like Lanny Poffo) or how many shoot interviews you've watched and books you've read, you still aren't a professional wrestling writer. (Everyone knows you need to have at least one IMDB credit to be one of those.) As much as we think about booking decisions there is nothing that we can really do about them. There is no way that we can influence them. The odds are, we will never get that job.

That doesn't mean that we can't dream though. Every wrestling fan, just like every baseball or football fan, knows that things would be better if they were in charge. "If they just did things my way then business would be through the roof," we think. It's why we play games like Total Extreme Wrestling, it's why we complain when things don't go our way. It's just a part of who we are.

So screw it. I'm a dork and I am going to do some fantasy booking. Read More →

CM Punk is nothing if not dedicated. Anyone who has seen the new, absolutely must-own "Best in the World" DVD knows this. He is dedicated to being the best. He is dedicated to making the most out of every situation and making it gold. He does it because he couldn't imagine doing it any other way, but also because he truly believes that he is the best in the world. I admire this. Hell, I love this. CM Punk is one of my absolute favorite wrestlers of all time (even though I am pretty sure he would absolutely hate me if he ever met me) because of this, but lately CM Punk doesn't seem to make any sense.

CM Punk is such a well drawn out character with such a rich history that his current run makes absolutely no sense. CM Punk is the guy from the indies. CM Punk is the guy who nobody believed in. CM Punk is the guy who had to threaten to leave in order to become a top superstar. (Serious question: Why doesn't someone else try this? What if Mark Henry said he would quit if he didn't get returned to his status as MONSTER HOSS? Oh yeah, they'd probably just let him. Never mind.) He was always great on the microphone and he was always great in the ring, but he never got his fair shake. He did his share of dastardly deeds, but he was never a full-on chickenshit. Now he is. Read More →