Welcome to Tuesday Morning Cartoons! Your Tuesday morning palette cleanser after whatever it was you saw on Raw last night that stressed you out! This week we are covering the second cartoon from the first episode "JUNKENSTEIN" which is about a robot made of junk. Why didn't they call it Junkenstein 5000? Because this is only the first model, duh.
Before we get to the second cartoon we have Hulk Hogan training Mean Gene at the MYG TS NIAM.
Mean Gene is well over a thousand leg lifts when Hulk Hogan decides to go make him a protein shake. Well, the protein is all the way done, but Hogan decides to add a little something extra.
A WHOLE EGG INCLUDING THE SHELL.
What a guy! Hogan then goes to bring the shake, that he didn't really blend that long, over to Mean Gene, but...
Mean Gene is sleeping! But that's okay says Hogan because whenever you work out hard, you're going to get a good night's sleep. Honestly, falling asleep is probably the best thing Gene could have done. Eggshells won't kill, but that shake probably tasted like shit.
We then cut to a woman who is trying to get her keys out of her locked car. This is REALLY funny to Nikolai Volkoff.
The reason being that she is trying to unlock the car "the American way." He then shows her the Russian way which is RIPPING THE DOOR OFF.
Seriously, who made this car? No wonder the Japanese are taking over. (80s joke.)
The lady is, understandably, pissed off at Nikolai ruining her "beautiful car," but Nikolai assures her that's it's okay and puts it back on.
And it stays!
Nikolai Volkoff is my favorite character on this show.
With the excitement of Nikolai Volkoff breaking and fixing cars over, it's time to get to the cartoon. Read more