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Imagine if one day, out of the blue, The Road Dogg just stopped doing his schtick on the way to the ring. Or Tatanka decided to stop painting his face like a Native American. Or if Razor Ramon stopped slicking his hair back. That would be weird, right? It doesn't seem like Vince would even allow it, does it? Yet somehow, on a smaller scale, it is exactly what is happening with Zack Ryder right now.

ryder-hairWith the exception of CM Punk, who seems to cut his hair whenever and however he feels like, the appearance of WWE superstars has always remained stagnant. Edge had wore a trench coat and pants and had long hair in his first match and he had long hair, a trenchcoat and pants in his last match. Unless a wrestler makes a drastic gimmick change, his hair and his look always remain the same. The color or design on the tights might change, but never the look. The look always remains the same. Once John Cena put on the jorts he never took them off and the only thing that has ever changed was the color. This is done for marketing reasons, for brand identity and probably some other reasons that I am not privy to, but this is the way that the WWE does things and the way that they always have. IRS has been wearing the shirt and suspenders for like 30 years. It seems to have worked out pretty well for them, but what happens when someone decides not to play along anymore? Read More →

Why I'm not worried about Antonio CesaroAntonio Cesaro lost to R-Truth last night. Not semi-pushed "Little Jimmy" R-Truth or "we're building to a title match" R-Truth, but just plain old singing "What's Up" R-Truth. The same R-Truth that I saw team up with The Great Khali and dance around the ring after the match at a house show. Which is to say, he lost to an R-Truth that isn't going anywhere. He lost a match that didn't matter to a guy who matters less. WHAT'S UP.

He's done very well with what he has been given so far. Taking the "foreigner who likes his home country better than the US" gimmick and breathing new life into it. Of all the new guys to hit the scene in 2012, I think he did the best developing the character he was given. (The Shield, while being the actual best newcomers of 2012, haven't done as well forming their individual characters, but this isn't necessarily their fault.) Yet despite that he has shine has slowly faded and now he's losing matches to R-Truth. That match, his recent title loss, his Wrestlemania snub and a collection of backstage rumorz have all added up to fans of Antonio Cesaro being worried about his future in WWE. It's easy to see why as in a different time his recent usage would spell disaster, but the good news is we are no longer in that time and that is both a good and a bad thing. I'll tell you why. Read More →

I should start this off by admitting that I am not a Bryan Danielson loyalist. I wasn't really into Ring of Honor at the time of his epic run of greatness and, to be honest, I'm not even sure I've ever seen a full ROH match of his. I know I've attempted to watch one of his matches against Nigel McGuiness, but it was always late at night and a dude needs his beauty sleep. Maybe I'll get around to it this weekend. Anyways, what I'm trying to say is independent wrestling watching Vince and Bryan Danielson on the indies never really matched up. I know heBryan Danielson is gone. Long live Daniel Bryan. was great, but I just haven't seen the all the evidence.

I do, however, love Daniel Bryan. I was one of those people watching NXT season one because of him, because of his reputation and he delivered. His match against Chris Jericho on the debut episode was off the charts awesome. Just the perfect rookie vs. veteran match that makes the rookie look and feel important and the kind of thing that the WWE should be doing more. (Ohno vs. Cena plz.) The show was never able to match what it was on that first night and WWE dropped the ball with Bryan going forward, but it didn't really matter to me. The point was made, Daniel Bryan was awesome and he would become one of the parts of WWE I liked from that point on. Skipping over his brief firing, this was true and has been ever since. His wrestling made Daniel Bryan one of my favorite wrestlers and then the excellent Wrestling Road Diaries would make him one of my favorite people. Read More →

I am going to attempt to write about Triple H without devolving into any stories of his backstage persona. Wish me luck.

Triple H is not my conquering heroAt Wrestlemania on Sunday Triple H went into his match against Brock Lesnar hoping to tell a story. He was the grizzled veteran hoping to prove that he still had what it takes and Brock Lesnar was the dragon who refused to be slain. He set himself up to play the role of the underdog, a regular guy who needed to use everything in his arsenal to stop the unstoppable Godzilla. The match was physically intense and brutal, albeit boring, but it was not a standout match on the card. In fact, it was probably one of the lesser matches on the card despite being portrayed as the second most important match on the biggest show of the year. Taking away the action in the ring, I think that the match failed because it was telling the wrong story. Which is to say, Triple H is not an underdog. Nor does anyone care to see him as one.

I'm not much a linguist, but I am pretty positive that "King of Kings" is a synonym for "not an underdog, not ever." Nor do I think that the guy who has beaten everyone and everything that has ever meant anything in modern WWE should ever be considered an underdog. Of course, this isn't the first time that WWE has set out to portray Triple H as something that he is not. He has long been treated as if he is one of the cornerstones of the WWE, on par with Stone Cold, John Cena, Mick Foley, Shawn Michaels, The Rock and the Undertaker, but anyone who watches WWE knows this not to be true. He might hold multiple wins over each of these people, but he is still somewhat below them on the way the WWE Universe views him. He is simply a very good wrestler with a rich history of WWE titles, which is a very good thing to be, but he is not a legend on the level of those other characters. The Attitude Era without Stone Cold or Mick Foley or The Rock would be something very different, but without Triple H it would be mostly the same. At least I think so.

But that is okay, it's a great career to have and whether he is or isn't "elite" doesn't preclude him from being someone who can have a big match at Wrestlemania. He should be having big matches at Wrestlemania if the story is right, but Triple H The Underdog ain't it.

Consider the things that Triple H has done: Read More →

The Undertaker should always main event Wrestlemania.A popular story in WWE folklore is that Triple H and Chris Jericho had "no chance" going on last after the crowd had seen the epic showdown between The Rock and Hulk Hogan. This makes sense because the crowd was really excited during that match and then really quiet for the rest of the show. They might have just been burnt out or they might have wanted a different match than the one that Jericho and Triple H were giving them. It's hard to say.

Another popular story in WWE folklore is that Triple H and Randy Orton had "no chance" going on last after the epic match between The Undertaker and Shawn Michaels. (I'm sensing a theme here.) This one makes even more sense than the previous one because it featured two of the biggest stars of all time and one of the best matches in Wrestlemania history. The crowd was really excited during that match and then not so much during the next two matches. Randy Orton and Triple H didn't get much from the crowd, but they didn't exactly set the world on fire with their match either.

Last night at Wrestlemania, a version of the same thing happened. It's hard to say that any match in the history of the WWE could match the pure star power and build of Cena-Rock 2. A rematch that had been building for a year from an original match that was many more years than that in the making. It's hard to say that it shouldn't have been the main event, but once again they had a hard time getting the crowd into the match after they had already seen the best thing that would happen that night (An Undertaker match, I'm sensing another theme) and they were unable to match it in quality or crowd noise.

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punktaker2Wrestlemania is this Sunday and while I have been less than enamored with the build for the big show, I am very excited for the show itself. Sure, there is too much Triple H, there are like six matches I'd like to see The Rock and Cena in besides their rematch, Jack Swagger is a big part of the show and the US champion is nowhere to be found, but this is Wrestlemania we're talking about. Even the worst shows are worth watching and talking about (with the possible exception of Wrestlemania IX.)

In order to get ourselves excited for the pay-per-view we're going to count down the matches in order of least excited to most excited. Get excited. Read More →

cena-wmThere has been a lot of talk about the top matches at this year's Wrestlemania and for good reason, the card is dominated by people who don't normally wrestle. The top three matches on the card, The Rock-John Cena II, Brock Lesnar-Triple H II and CM Punk-Undertaker, only feature two wrestlers who regularly appear on television. Wrestlemania has always featured a few outsiders in key roles, whether it be Donald Trump at ringside or Lawrence Taylor in the ring, but never before has it been to this level. Never before has so much of the card and it's promotion been centered on people who aren't every day WWE superstars.

There was a time when Wrestlemania was the night that everything came to a head, that a new star champion was finally crowned (Warrior, Austin, Batista, Benoit) or a match we'd been dying to see finally happened (Warrior-Hogan, Bret-Shawn, Austin-Rock, Chavo-Kane), but those days are gone now. The new Wrestlemania isn't about rewarding fans for watching the product for the last year and giving them what they want, it's about putting on the biggest, grandest show imaginable that appeals to lapsed fans, non-fans, people who watch TMZ and hardcore fans (maybe, it doesn't really matter) that will bring in the most money imaginable. It's WWE's new way of doing business and you should probably just stop complaining and get used to it. Read More →

The long rumored CM Punk-Undertaker Wrestlemania match is in jeopardy and according to rumourz there isn't really a backup plan for CM Punk. Which seems weird, but also unsurprising. However, this shouldn't be seen as a bad thing. Throughout wrestling history some of the most fun match-ups and storylines have come because of an unplanned injury or absence.cm punk undertaker (Think Wrestlemania 23 going from Cena-HHH 2 to Cena-Michaels, ECW whenever someone left or TLC '12 for a more recent example.) Barring an Austin match that will never ever happen on a pay-per-view that also involves The Rock, this could be a great opportunity for them to rework the card for the better. I think Punk should be in a high profile match at Wrestlemania because a.) he deserves it for carrying the company for the past year, b.) the show needs someone besides Cena who will be there in May in an important match and c.) I like Punk very much. But if not the Undertaker who could he wrestle that would feel important? Read More →

If you are a fan of wrestling, you probably complain about WWE creative. It's natural and it's easy and it's mostly deserved with things like John Cena dumping crap on AJ and Dolph Zigggler happening all the time. Complaining about WWE creative comes as naturally to fans as cheering for Daniel Bryan or having a man crush on Ricardo Rodriguez. I have friends who used to watch WWE religiously that have since quit watching because of the state of WWE creative. dolphzcrapThey don't understand how I can still watch a show that isn't very good most of the time. There have been times when I've skipped the show for weeks at a time or simply turned off Raw for the night, but I don't think I could ever quit watching Raw. Just like I never quit watching Weeds after Nancy burned down the house, LOST in the later seasons or How I Met Your Mother after it pulls the Ted/Robin card for the 800th time. I like the characters on the show, I like the idea of the show and I've come this far so I don't know how to quit now and maybe it'll get better.

The question of how to get better is a topic of much discussion among fans and those in the wrestling business. The square of the blame falls on the shoulders of the writers who, according to internet lore, are mostly "failed soap opera writers with no sense of the wrestling business." While I'm sure that this can often be the case, I have my doubts.

For one, a failed soap opera would be someone who used to work on a soap opera. Anyone with a basic understanding of screenwriting knows that screenwriting jobs, even soap opera writing jobs, are extremely hard to come by and it is a highly competitive industry. You need to have some basic understanding of storytelling (and if you ever look at WWE's creative writer job postings, they do ask you to have a BA or BS in film, drama or related studies) and you need to be creative. Second, while we'd all love for WWE to be written like Mad Men or Breaking Bad that is not going to happen or maybe even what should happen. A soap opera is the closest equivalent to what WWE does creatively, both in writing turnaround and in their episodic nature, so if anything soap opera experience should be considered a positive. Look again at the job listing at WWE's site and you'll see them also asking for "three to five years experience" in TV. Truly "failed" writers don't make it three to five years. They make it one season and then they are done, the word gets out on them and they can't get another job. Finally, if you ever listened to Dave Lagana's old Formerly Creative podcast you would have heard that guys who don't get wrestling, don't last and that guys who actually like wrestling last a little longer. So this whole idea that the state of WWE creative is due to crappy soap opera writers seems like crap to me. I am not saying they are all great writers with great ideas that don't get through, but I do think they are more than a white board with "John Cena" written on one side and "poop" written on the other.

So what is the problem? To me, it is the show runners. A show like Buffy the Vampire Slayer had good writers, but what made it great was Joss Whedon as the show runner guiding the writers to his vision. The last two seasons of the show arguably had the most talented staff of writers, but some of its worst storytelling. Why? Whedon wasn't around that much and Marti Noxon running things just wasn't the same. The writers on LOST got better as the years went on, but the show didn't. Was it the writers fault? Or does that fall into the hands of Cuse and Lindleof? The quality level of The Office based on who the show runner is another great example. (Greg Daniels is great. Toby is terrible.) Sons of Anarchy is what it is for better or worse because of Kurt Sutter, not because of some writer. Same with Graham Yost at Justified and Mike Schur at Parks and Rec. On and on it goes and WWE or TNA should be no different.

For whatever reason, Vince McMahon only really seems to care between Royal Rumble and Wrestlemania. He doesn't care for continuity because some study showed that new fans show up every couple of months and "who cares if Sheamus and Cena are supposed to hate each other? They are both good guys now." His heir apparent Triple H isn't much better. He likes his stories to be about THIS BUSINESS and that worked shoot stuff that was only cool when I was 15. They like their good guys to be childish dicks and their bad guys to be hate YOU PEOPLE even though they are right all the time. They have little to no interest in long term storytelling. There are exceptions to these rules, but for the most part these are their ways and they are set in them. They do some things very well (setting up big matches) and some things very bad (building likable good guys, comedy), but you can't ever say you are honestly surprised by what happens on the show.

(TNA faces similar issues with the Hogan/Bischoff brain trust being obsessed with "that's a shoot, brotha" interviews and swervez.)

Good, creative things still get through, but the good things never become truly great things because of these show runners and their bad habits. (See: Punk, post-pipebomb or AJ's love life for examples.) For things to ever become great on a national level again we need some better direction. It's hard to say that Vince McMahon needs to delegate more because we know he never will or that we need Stephanie and Triple H to take charge more because that doesn't sound that appealing either, but what the storytelling needs now more than ever is a clear direction. A white board in the back that lists every pay-per-view from now until Wrestlemania 30 with a clear goal of what that show's main event is going to be and how they will get there. Things may change along the way, but you'll never get from Point A to Point B unless you know what Point B is.

I don't think Raw can ever be as creatively satisfying as Breaking Bad, but I do believe it could take me on a journey. I do believe they could build characters who interact with each other in logical ways and have conflicts based on who they are. I think wrestling can reward you for continuing to watch it and understanding it's rich history. I think it can be better than it is and all it takes is a little more direction. WWE has all the money in the world and as far as wrestling goes they have the very best of everything you could possibly imagine. From live events to wrestlers to production to video games to marketing, WWE is the best. So why can't it be the best at storytelling too?

Sometimes you just want to talk wrestling, you know? I emailed my buddy Tom Holzerman of the Wrestling Blog for a talk about Survivor Series then and now, roster sizes, NXT and CM Punk. It was a good time, you should read it.


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The wrestling that I remember most from my youth is when I was eleven and twelve years old. I'm talking old school WWF new generation. That period when Tatanka was undefeated, the Undertaker was a good guy feuding with Yokozuna and I had a styrofoam urn to support him, Randy Savage was an announcer, the Hart brothers were exploding, the 1-2-3 Kid was becoming a thing and Razor Ramon was the coolest man on Earth. (Don't judge me.) I still look back on this time as my absolute favorite time to be a wrestling fan and I suspect that it was Mike Quackenbush's favorite too based on the last two King of Trios. I think the time period from Survivor Series 1993 to Survivor Series 1994 was one of the best booked periods in WWE history that sadly ended at an MSG show after Survivor Series 1994. (Thanks a lot, Diesel.)

The Survivor Series matches during this time period meant something. Or at least Todd Pettengill's Survivor Series reports made me think they did.


WWF Survivor Series 1994 Report by TSteck160

The Hart Family vs. The King's Knights had been building since King of the Ring, the Foreign Fanatics vs. The All-Americans was a battle for our country's future (with just a dash of McMahon jingoism), even Doink's matches at these shows were well built and felt somewhat important. I think I always liked the Survivor Series style matches because of the way they can showcase wrestlers in a unique way much like the Royal Rumble. The opening match of the 1994 Survivor Series did just as much to make Diesel into a star as his showing in the 1994 Royal Rumble did. Survivor Series 1993 is probably the highlight of the 1-2-3 Kid's career and probably his longest match as well. 26 minutes! That's how you showcase your undercard guys. Heck, Survivor Series 2009 is the highlight of Kofi Kingston's career and probably always will be. I don't want to ever see the Survivor Series matches go away like Vince said they would back in 2010 (remember?) because they can do so much for young guys by just letting them do what they are paid to do and, honestly, undercard guys are my favorite to watch anyway. Always have been, always will be.

I know that you share my reverence for these matches so I don't have to sell you on them. Do you have any favorite matches or moments from Survivor Series? My favorite is either Diesel's absolute destruction at the 1994 event or the 1-2-3 Kid and Marty Jannetty's foreshadowing of King of Trios 2012 in 1993. I love a good underdog story. While we're here, do you think we can ever return to the days where these matches are allowed to do what they were originally intended to do?

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